Monday, February 27, 2006

Wiggida Wiggida Wack...

Dear Reader, I am so sorry that I have neglected you. I wish I could give a good explanation for not having written in a whole stinkin' month, but alas I have none. All I can say is that I felt about writing my second piece in my series of mock blogger profiles as the Strokes did as they approached making their second album. And I was afraid I would create the post equivalent of Room On Fire. So, as any good girl with avoidance issues would, I put it off. And off. And off.

So, the entry will be up by the end of the week, (for real, dude!), but I thought in the interim I would put up a compromising photo of myself for you to laugh at. This look came about while I was attempting to tap into the mindset of a popular, fashionable teenager. As you can see, some things are better left unexplored.Man, that wig is WACK.

P.S. There is a special treat for whoever knows what early 90s' song the title of this post is stolen from.
P.P.S. The special treat might be a wig.


Blogger Daniel said...

I suspect it's that song by Kris Kristofferson, but DEAR GOD I'd rather scratch my eyes out with "The Essential Kris Kristofferson" than receive that wig.

1:43 AM  
Blogger Fluffy said...

I'm sure Daniel jests and knows it's KRIS KROSS's Jump like from the album TOTALLY KROSSED OUT.

8:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what i find most interesting about this photo (apart from the obvious wig-related craziness) is the fact that it was taken in your parent's room.


3:37 PM  
Blogger Jon said...

Alex, I don't know what freaks me out more...the wig, the Kris Kross reference, the reminder that in 1990 I actually knew all the lyrics to Jump (although I prefered I Missed The Bus, or the fact that you actually updated - although that last item is a pleasing one.

3:47 PM  
Blogger Daniel said...

Kris Kristofferson, Kris Kross, same difference when it is 1:43AM.

6:28 PM  
Blogger FortuneCat said...

So.. I hear posting half-assed blog-love in the interim is a cop out. But you probably dont feel as bad as the point in time where Kriss Kross had to sheepishly put their jeans back on the right way.

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alex you remind me of cindy from the Brady Bunch with that wig and girlish pose.

12:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could've sworn it was Raelene i was seeing... How stupid of me - Matt's not there.
Eek, there goes my inner bitch again. Who is, strangely enough, a similar shade of blonde.

8:42 PM  
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1:06 AM  
Blogger divinetrash said...

Seems I can't even give that wig away (unless Fluffy wants it). And to think I paid five whole dollars for it. Second-hand... Creepy.

Droog: Where else would I dress up and get pictures taken of me??

Jon: I Missed The Bus was obviously a classic, but any song with the like "Coz inside out is wiggada wiggada wiggida wack" gets my vote everytime.

Stu: Well, I wouldn't pay too much attention to Svet's opinions on the "rules" of blogging. (Better that people think one's blog is half-arsed, rather than inactive, hmmm?)

Anonymous: does Cindy Brady do it for you? I hear there's a club for that.

Cat: it's not bitchy if it's a good call. That's my justification, at any rate.

6:04 PM  

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