Tuesday, June 27, 2006

The Bold and the Beefcake

Even though I was always more of a Zack Morris girl, I still felt great joy when I realised where I'd seen Dr. Ramirez of Bold and the Beautiful before.

He is none other than Mario Lopez of Saved By The Bell fame! w00t! (Seriously, how great was that show?!)
That's right, he was Bayside High's resident dumb, misogynistic wrestler A.C. Slater. You may remember him for such classic lines as...

Slater: [talking to Jessie] Guys are great at math. It's just a shame you weren't born a man.
Jessie: Slater, since we're together, I think we should share the household chores.
Slater: Sure, you cook & I'll eat.
Jessie: Slater, haven't you heard of the Women's Movement?
Slater: Sure..."Put on something cute and MOVE it into the kitchen."

Whatta guy, huh? Meanwhile, the man has done enough beefcake shots to sink a small ocean liner. So if 'built' is your thing (I prefer weedy, but that's just me...), then you should really go trawling the net for some pictures whence next you have a bit of time on your hands.
Mario like you never saw him on Saved By The Bell


Anonymous Anonymous said...

hot damn, alex ... that last photo of you in svet's party blog is the greatest thing ever. sheesh.

am i the only person here that thinks the tighty whities in that last photo are kind of incongruous? it's like it was an impromptu 'lie in the surf and look wistfully into the distance' moment. sounds likely.

too young for saved by the bell. thank you god.

12:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! Saved by the Bell! How could i forget that fantastic show with that genius script and all that stellar acting! Ahh...good times.
As to the tightywhiteys all wet and skin tight why'd he even bother? Should have just gone butt naked for the shoot and got paid the extra for having no clothes on, like those other models, what are they called? Oh yeah porn stars. Sheesh! Modest and shy? I think not!
Love the post honey, you're looking hot in Svet's pics for sure, and you know in person as usual.

4:24 PM  
Blogger ManicLovely said...

Eh, Alex just looks really good in that photo because she's standing next to a sea monster, a neckless one.

Oh Alex, remember when you wanted to bite that bum photo of Mario? Oh yeah, it was yesterday. hahahahahaha, oh.

8:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, Saved by the bell, such fond memories...

But in light of these fond memories, I feel I must address the plight of poor Screech, who seems to have struck upon bad times.


Help save Screech's house! Well either that or laugh at him, since let's face it, it's funny because he's Screech...

9:46 PM  
Blogger Steph said...

Oh my god! I caught a glimpse of him the other day, fawning over the bedside of that Forrester chick, and thought i knew him. I used to ADORE that dude. The dimples were to die for. He's not as hot now though.

2:04 PM  
Blogger ManicLovely said...

That guy is alot of things, but he's definately not hot.

9:00 AM  
Blogger Hanstar said...

Oh dear god, what are soaps doing these days? They run out of cliche semi-cute young guys, so then they go back to what they had at the beginning? I guess this is why the generation gap works - the new bunch of angst teens coming through just starting out with our old faves like Bold, wouldn't have a clue about saved by the bell, sweet valley and "california what now". Bring back Macey and Deakin and Amber! (Dear god what am I saying?)

11:15 PM  

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