Wednesday, October 05, 2005
About Me
- Name: divinetrash
- Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.
The past is so passé...
- Another helping of ersatz-comedic twaddle... (Ersa...
- "And now for some of my Nazi haiku..."
- Q. What do Cliff Richard, carnies and the Twin Tow...
- What was that sound? Oh, just the women's movement...
- Kids say the darndest things...
- More reasons to love Americans... and not a single...
- Another look into the creepy inner workings of my ...
- First piece of photographic evidence: Macaulay "St...
- Second piece of photographic evidence: Macaulay ci...
- My favourite ways of procrastinating...
Let's go fishin' in the river of life...
- A Nice Place For Manics
- Torn Curtain
- Sterne
- scrapblog
- Knotted Paths
- One Foot Down The Rabbit Hole
- Things I've Written
- Ambrosia
- The South Side of Pure Sanity
- The Mindless Ranting of a Perpetual Student
- Newspop
- April March
- Amiable Buccaneer
- Blah Ha Ha
- Fortune Palace
- Give Me Spirit Fingers Dammit!!
- If it's on teh interweb it must be true
- Will Type For Food
- No Talent Time
- Urban Creature
- Semaphore Junction
- Fluffy As A Cat
- You Can't Stop Us, 'Cause We Like Doing It
- armagnac'd
- Engels' Empire
- Hecho En Mexico
- Procrastination Station
- BoltWatch
4 Comments:
Awesome-O post bud, you can have the singer and I'll have the key-boardist. I mean, after seeing singer's package through his clingy pants I feel like I can do better, besides all the mystery is gone. Hey remember that tacky Sportsgirl tag line..."you can't return a man if he doesn't fit" hmmm that just came to mind for some reason.
But you haven't seen it erect, so you can't make a proper judgement.
Sorry to be so direct, but I felt the situation called for it.
Besides, you know what they say. It's not the size that counts; it's what you do with it. You'd know all about that, though... Remember Reese?
Anyway, I think the keyboardist is gay. The singer was border-line at best, but the keyboardist has to be a pretty safe bet in the homosexual stakes, wouldn't you say?
Well, we can dream.
Thankyou for bringing up Reece, oh remember the happy days? Do you remember Pena the 24hr internet gamer or Paul the hermit? Ok I'll stop because I have run out of dodgy guys who you have dated and also I know you could TOTALLY slam me down at this game, please don't.
And it was uber funny to see you right "erect" on your comment, I enjoyed it muchly!
And the keyboardist being gay...hmmm good point, but let me remind you that this dating Maximo Park members thing is NOT actuality, its in that little LALA headspace in my mind where everything is possible. Therefore keyboardist can be whatever sexuality I choose, and it might be more than one.hmmf.LALALALALALA
You are always just mentioning sex-related stuff in off-the-cuff remarks, and I decided I needed to LIGHTEN UP and do the same.
ERECT ERECT ERECT.
I think I need to get some action.
To any people reading this: I'm not looking for offers. Well, not with random internet people. But thanks anyway.
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